/var/www/straysys — status

Under Construction

The page you tried to access is still baking in our lab ovens. Our engineers are soldering pixels, tightening CSS bolts, and coaxing electrons into formation.

$ tail -f build.log
[✓] Wiring up components...
[✓] Verifying UL-listed safety protocols...
[✓] Calibrating amp recovery heuristics...
[→] Deploying new features to the edge...
[!] ETA: Soon™  // hold tight

What's Coming

Interactive product deep-dive
Live telemetry previews
ESA program flow + ROI calculator
Customer resources and case studies

Prefer CLI? Try: curl -s https://straysys.com | less

in-flight

Build

99.99%

Uptime

~42ms

Latency

classified

Amp Gain